As a few of you may have heard, Apple finally dropped their decade in the making tablet on the world. After speculation reached a fevered pitch, the iPad has now finally emerged! Behold!

An underpowered laptop or an iPod touch that’s too big for your pocket? You decide!

Look, we all expected something in the form of an iPod Touch, but we also expected that Apple would expect us to expect that, so they’d throw us a few curveballs. I rode F5 for the entire presentation from start to end, and any possibility for a surprise has now come and gone. I’d say the biggest surprise is that I’m completely underwhelmed with this product. I’m sure more details will emerge, but in the meantime, I’ll go ahead and start compiling my fail list.

  1. No multitasking? ARE YOU INSANE!
  2. The giant inch or so bezel around the screen drives me nuts for some reason
  3. No mention of adobe flash support (really banking on HTML5 are we?)
  4. It uses AT&T’s 3G network, which is the last one that needs the extra data traffic
  5. The name “iPad” is simply awful
  6. There’s no camera? Why would you omit that? (Answer: Planned obsolescence, i.e. it’ll be a new feature on the iPad Electric Boogaloo)
  7. No GPS. Mind boggling
  8. No removable SD card

I’ll add or remove items as details allow.

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